Sunday, April 12, 2015

On Boogers

A conversation while driving:

H: J, please don't pick your nose. If you need to, use a tissue, and while you're alone. If you use a tissue it's more sanitary and it works better.

E: But can you eat them then?

H: That's gross! You shouldn't eat them.

E: I like them; they're a little salty.

A: . . . and sometimes a little sweet.

Oh, my.